Sometimes I don’t know if I should, cry, laugh, or bang my head against the wall.

Quick SMT-related post before my actual, real blog comeback.

Consider the stats of a Mailbreaker hammer. Primitive Weapon (i.e. usable with the Retaliation Class 2 toggle Lord of Martyrs), low Spell, high Close Range — ideal for a Melee player, correct?

Notice also how this particular example is modded for +1 Close Range on the first slot

A fully modded Mailbreaker (5 slots, maxed mods on all of them) would be excellent damage for a Melee fighter, wouldn’t it?

Now consider this: I keep seeing this monster in the trade list. -_-

/facepalm

I’m honestly starting to think that stupidity is getting the best of humanity here. Then again, I’ve been spared the massive head concussion I’d get from throwing myself against a wall if I’d seen for myself the kind of stuff Royce has been witness to

/headdesk
/wrist
/anklez

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New year = Tired me.

So all the stuff that’s been happening since New Year’s been literally smacking me in the mickeys, which is why I haven’t been updating this place. Hopefully the slack picks up this week, and tomorrow I’ll be back with a somewhat regular updating schedule.

Belated happy new year, everyone. =p

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People, their things, and their THINGS

I’ll let the conversation speak for itself. This was fun as I haven’t had in a good while. XD Keep in mind that this happened in one of the most populated areas of SMT — the bridge right in the middle of Shinjuku Babel. =p

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NEXT STOP: Home III. *cue suspense music*

On the next update: Commentary about how all the crap that happened came to happen, and what happened while all that crap was happening. =D

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Yeah, yeah, Merry Christmas and stuff, now go read and review =p

As should be of no surprise to anyone who’s known me for any length of time, I’ve been a hardcore fan of Capcom’s Phoenix Wright/Ace Attorney gaming franchise for a while now, and have been completely suckered in by the attraction powers of The Phoenix Wright Kink Meme. This has gotten me into dusting off my writing skills using pre-established characters (which makes it A LOT easier to write stuff, since you don’t have to invent the universe around them). So that’s part one of the introduction done. =p

Part 2 is, I was out of town for Christmas Eve (and naturally, Boxing Day) and during the middle of dinner on Christmas Eve, the idea for this story popped up into my head, complete, from start to end, and I had to borrow a computer to type it out, the impulse to write was THAT strong.

And now the real body of the post: I’ve been writing stuff for the PW/AA franchise for a good while now (more than a year), and now that this blog is kinda officially established I’d like to share my latest story with you people. =p Enjoy. =)

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Yet another MegaTen Perverted Screenie of the Week. Come on, you should already be expecting ‘em. =p

If you don’t, shame on you. =p A bit late, but better late than never, don’tcha think? =3

This week’s victim: Azueli (Ninja peeking under floating skirt is ninja~!)

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